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Locknote: The Albatross Project - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2024
Mark Rendle's humorous and insightful critique of software development trends, from microservices madness to methodology bureaucracy and the eternal curse of Excel.
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Development trends and paradigms come and go rapidly, with companies often abandoning working solutions to chase the next “hot” technology
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Management’s obsession with meetings (pre-meetings, post-meetings, meeting about meetings) creates unnecessary overhead and reduces actual productivity
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Outsourcing often fails due to communication challenges and the expectation of perfectly detailed specifications that rarely match actual needs
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Breaking applications into excessive microservices (hundreds of repos) doesn’t necessarily improve the system and can create more complexity
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DevOps shouldn’t be a separate department - it should be integrated into development practices
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Excel spreadsheets often become critical “temporary” solutions that end up running business operations for years
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Over-planning and strict methodologies (like SSADM) often delay actual development and delivery
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Chasing new technologies (Cloud, Kubernetes, Serverless, AI) without clear business justification leads to unnecessary complexity
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Agile/Scrum can become bureaucratic when implemented with too many ceremonies and rigid processes
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Large software projects tend to suffer from scope creep, constant rewrites, and missed deadlines when trying to incorporate every new technology trend